How Do I Get Out of Going to Work on Monday? feat. Aparna Nancherla, Geena Rocero, and Crissle West

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2019

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

While Michelle visits the Delta Sky Club, another family crashes Jordan’s family reunion and eats all the gumbo. Comedian Aparna Nancherla shares her life motto “Another day, another dread.” Transgender supermodel Geena Rocero learns how to speak her truth, and The Read’s Crissle West may not hug you, but she will share her weed. Plus: Jordan gets the one thing he’s always wanted in New York.

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0:00.0	This is Exactly Right.
0:07.0	Hello.
0:08.0	Summer is ending and you know what that means. It's time to put some clothes on.
0:12.0	Cover yourself with merch from Exactly Right.
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0:22.4	from all your favorite shows, my favorite murder, bananas, I said no gifts, and more. That includes
0:27.4	our last chance section with extra savings. That's right. Discounted items are also 20% off. Surely we've
0:33.5	gotten mad. The sale only lasts four days, so head to exactly right store.com before it's gone. Log on, buy some clothes, live your truth. Again, that's Exactly Rightstore.com. Use code summer 25 at checkout. Goodbye. Am I getting asthma from this microphone? It feels dusty as fuck. It feels like I'm going down on a cat. You know, Bert and Ernie, it looks like every time you cover your face,
0:54.3	it looks like you have Bert's nose.
0:59.1	They just feel like I'm going down on a Muppet right now.
1:04.5	It's a foam wind guard.
1:06.8	It's what it is, aka Snuffy's Dick.
1:10.2	It's Snuffy's Dick. I can't. I need. I need to go home. Ow. Hey, everybody. I'm Michelle Boutot. And I'm Jordan Carlos. And welcome to Adolting from W.N.YC. Studios. Y'all, in this episode, we hear from three really amazing people.
1:29.0	The father, the son, the holy ghost.
1:30.6	Just kidding.
1:31.4	I'm pouring on Sherlock.
1:32.7	Gina Rosera.
1:34.1	Hey, Cressle West.
1:35.4	Gia, gill.
1:36.8	So stay tuned.
1:40.9	I love that sad-ass air horn.
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