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Oh, hey, Penelope Boodle. What's up, girl?

Oh, do you want to go for a walk? Is that it?

Uh, do you need another hot dog?

Oh, belly rub? Huh. If only you could just tell me what you want.

Ugh, these humans, haven't they ever heard of Dog Lingo?

Yes, it is I Queen Penelope the poodle and I can definitely talk.

Things in human society have seemed a little rough lately and I think it's time for some new

leadership. Therefore I've decided to promote myself to top dog. I know it

won't be easy being queen. The paparazzi has already been hounding me to no end. I can't

even chase a squirrel without flashing cameras in my face. But I know I'm up to the job.

Sandin's been treating me like a queen since I was just a pup, and trust me, he is not easy to be

in charge of.

Stop one on my positive improvement world tour is cleaning up

brains-on headquarters. It is pure chaos in here. Someone's always leaving their

dirty dishes in the labra kitchen.

Molly's office is full of chocolate-covered cottage cheese clusters that she won't share with me, rude.

And what kind of office building has a taco farm.

Plus, it always smells like farts.

Hey, hello?

Attention!

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