From the brains behind brains on, this is the moment of arm.

Moment of arm comes to you from APM Studios.

I'm Z Zip Zeberman.

I'm a newspaper Zebras. I cut my teeth on the beat and managed to make a halfway

decent living on this zaney printing business.

What's black and white and red all over?

Off the record, me with a rash.

Just kidding, it's the newspaper.

One moment. That's one of my reporters.

Why, he's got he is big enough to cover every story in this town.

Hello? This is Zeberman.

Ah yes, Earl Eefunt, the elephant. How's the story coming?

The story you're writing on those roller skating flamingos.

What do you mean you forgot about it?

You're an elephant, you never forget.

Okay, here's what you're gonna do.

Talk to some flamingos.

And listen here, Funt, don't call back until you've got something

juicy sheshish where was I yeah the news moves pretty fast see that's why I love it. You'll never know what you'll read about in tomorrow's

paper, but I'll tell you one thing, they'll never improve on good old-fashioned two-dimensional

printing.

You know, like these crisp flat sheets of newspaper

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