From the brains behind brains on, this is the Moment of Um. Moment of Um comes to you from APM Studios. I'm Zip Zebraman.

Um. I'm a newspaper zebra. I cut my teeth on the beat and managed to make a halfway decent living on this zany printing business.

What's black and white and red all over?

Off the record, me with a rash. Just kidding. It's the newspaper.

One moment. That's one of my reporters. Why, he's got ears big enough to cover every story in this town.

Hello?

This is Zebraman.

Ah yes, Earl Eiffunt, the elephant.

How's the story coming?

The story you're writing on those roller skating flamingos!

What do you mean you forgot about it?

You're an elephant. You never forget.

Okay, here's what you're going to do. Talk to some flamingos.

And listen here, Funt. Don't call back until you've got something juicy.

Sheesh. Where was I? Yeah. The news moves pretty fast, see?

That's why I love it.

You'll never know what you'll read about in tomorrow's paper.

But I'll tell you one thing,

they'll never improve on good old-fashioned two-dimensional printing.

You know, like these crisp flat sheets of newspaper

that get your hands all inky?

Oh, yes.

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