Well, greetings, imagination connoisseurs.

Once again, it is I, your Duke of Dope Discourse, your master of fun and wonder.

Your vice for a verisimilitude and, as John Campi once called me, which is still quite

undefined, your existential Mr. Rogers, that's right me!

Robert Meyer, Burnett, and I am here with another John Campius Show companion video.

Now before I start, I was asked to show what I looked like back in the day when I first

started my career.

And so this is a very embarrassing picture.

My fashion sense was not refined, but this comes from the year 1989 when I was 22 and

I work for the Senior Vice President of Feature Production Bill Young at Warner Brothers.

Now, if you have a drink, set it down, you'll do a spit take.

Here it is.

Yeah.

That's me.

That's right.

It's me at 22 working at Warner Brothers.

Now that you've laughed your asses off, let's begin.

Let's get right into it, shall we?

My God, I love doing these.

I want to thank all of you for writing in and supporting the channel, the way you do.

The first one comes from Phantomator.

Phantomator sends in a tip and says, you can only watch one of these, too, for the rest

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