This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation, Mystery Hour, with James O'Brien.

Good grief, has that time already? What a show. What an absolute banger of a show. Very, very, very little to do with me. It's mostly down to Keith and the callers. But one of those days, isn't it, where you just sort of realize you've got no idea what's going

to happen next, except on Thursdays at 12, where mystery hour generally happens next. And that's

where we are now. Your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction, not ordinarily

available anywhere else on your radio dart. Before that, a little bit of Essex-based humour for

you. Hearing a lot about the Polish town of Helm,

spelled C-H-E-L-M,

Will's been in touch to say,

it's definitely pronounced Helm, James.

I met my Polish wife in Chelmsford,

and that caused all sorts of problems

when her friends and family visited.

I don't know why I find stuff like that so delightful, but I do. And if you don't,

then unlucky, you get your own radio show and I can find your areas of delight and enthusiasm

unsympathetic. Give me a call and we'll see how we get on. If you've got a mystery that needs

solving, a question in search of an answer, a dilemma or a conundrum in need of resolution, now's your chance.

The number you need, as ever on this programme, is 0345-6060973.

And any question you've got, a who, or why, a what, or where, or when, or wherefore, even a very occasional wither.

And somebody else listening will know the answer, they will ring in with it, and there will be

joy, unconfined. Rounds of applause, prizes, possibly, maybe even Raleo's. We had a Raleo

yesterday yesterday, or the day before?

Ray Leota, which is the reward, the award that we reserve for contributors to the program

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