How Did the Mystery Inc Gang Keep Themselves Afloat Financially? (Feat. Michael Williams)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2016

⏱️ 35 minutes

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In which our heroes hop into the mystery machine, hoe down on some Scooby Snacks, and explore an abandoned theme park as they discuss how the Mystery Inc. gang keep themselves afloat financially. We talk about how Daphne is one of the social elite, get chills when we think about Fred’s beautiful baby blue eyes and sociopathic tendencies, and question if you’re ghost until proven human is the policy of the Scooby-verse. Jackson brings up all the old money in Scooby Doo, Zammit suggests that there's money to be made in books and Michael actually knows when the Great Depression began. So join the gang as they eat some giant sandwiches and get to the bottom of the mystery that is Fred Jones. Want to be in charge? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can convince the others that they've all done something awful together. Not many other people on the road? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to meet the Harlem Globetrotters!And come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBE

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