meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Plumbing the Death Star

How did the Hutts Rise to Power? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 27 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

In which our heroes take a trip to Nal Hutta, start chatting to the locals and endeavour to start a criminal empire as we question just how the Hutts rose to power. We try to figure out how slug like the Hutts actually are, dry retch at the idea of Hutt Grease, and wonder if Hutts are just all muscle. Jackson proposes a symbiotic relationship between Hutts and Salacious Crumbs, James points out the similarities between Marlon Brando and the Hutts, and Zammit just wishes he could say Twilek without thinking of the delicious Twix chocolate caramel cookie bar, available from all good confectionary stores now. Twix. It’s the only one with the cookie crunch. So watch in awe as the Hutts exchange their evolutionary advantages for a life of crime, make human women dance for their entertainment and slither head first into the Great Pit of Carkoon.Want to help fund a study to prove the Hutt-Crumb hypothesis? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can contribute to this fascinating study.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least eight books on the evolution of the apex predator to crime boss.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Short clips of this bullshit now on Tik-Tok.

0:03.8

Watch it too much and make us go viral.

0:06.0

Now on, help ruin other people's days.

0:08.6

Just search for plumbing the Death Star on Tik-Tok

0:10.8

and don't forget to like, comment and follow so we can trick that algorithm

0:14.7

into thinking that any of this is good. Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in

0:29.5

Uber credits to spend on your next train journey. So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this

0:35.2

Christmas.

0:38.2

Trains now on Uber.

0:39.4

Tees and sees apply check the Uber app.

0:41.6

Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

0:45.0

Thank you for calling National Lottery.

0:46.0

I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

0:49.0

Yeah, I think I have.

0:50.0

I'll just take to double check for I do a cartwheel.

0:52.0

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.

0:56.3

Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?

1:00.0

You have the best Christmas ever.

1:06.0

This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery.

1:07.0

Rules and procedures apply.

1:09.0

Players must be 18 or over. Sans Pants Radio. Stranger Danger is just a way to stop you from meeting people.

1:18.0

This episode's brought to you by Anna Little.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Sanspants Radio, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Sanspants Radio and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.