Look at him go.

He's a quality striker.

No, not him.

The electrician fixing those lights.

Wow.

Is he?

Yes, he uses QuickBooks to prepare for self-assessment.

This is truly game-changing.

Use QuickBooks year-round to ensure your income tax return is shock-free.

That's how you business differently.

Into its QuickBooks.

It's three minutes after 10 and you're listening to James O'Brien on LBC, where once again we find ourselves enormously grateful to the Parliamentary Conservative Party for ensuring that the days of us not knowing what on earth we would be able to talk about on air feel a hundred years away.

They're at it again. It's just surreal. A circular

firing squad where everybody's managed to miss everybody else, as far as I can tell, and where

30P Lee Anderson has turned out to be a hysterical flouncing half-wit, as the inimitable Ian Dunt

put it this morning on Twitter. I mean, who knew? Who could possibly have looked

at that sage of our time, that model of empathy and insight and thought to themselves,

huh, I bet he turns out to be a hysterical flouncing half-wit. But here we are. And of course,

he wasn't alone. The other fella with the hyphen, Brendan Clark something, he has resigned as well.

How many deputy chairmen are that? How many deputy chairmen of the Conservative Party? Does it take to

change a light bulb? I haven't got a punchline for that joke. But I don't know how many deputy

chairman of the or chairpersons of the conservative party there actually are does anybody know does that

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