How Did I Get Here? Episode 40

IDIOT with Laura Clery

Laura Clery & Studio71

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2023

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

What in the world made me into the mother I am today? From gratitude exercises to surprising encounters during a jail tour, we’ll reflect on all the weird shit that went on in my hometown growing up, plus all the trouble I got into in high school… So sit back, relax, and let's jump right in! TRIGGER WARNING: Child Abuse Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -00:00 Have we always been crooked? -1:08 Shit hits the fan when it’s time for my Mom to leave -2:14 My mom stole a bag of my Athletic Greens, it tastes so good! Get a 1-year supply of immune supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs. Visit athlethicgreens.com/idiotpodcast -5:27 What the kids are watching and reading these days -7:00 Why don’t my kids enjoy my comedy bits anymore? -9:11 The disturbing Librarian story… -11:20 I used to be a troublemaker in school -12:30 My tour of JAIL -14:40 My response to Stephen’s latest political posts -20:06 We’re like a Z-list Kim & Kanye -23:20 Gratitude practice -30:55 Follow & like to keep me going Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Okay. Oh, the camera's crooked.
0:02.0	Look at that.
0:03.2	Look at that.
0:04.3	It is a wee bit crooked, right?
0:06.9	Yes, but I think we're a wee bit crooked.
0:08.8	We are.
0:11.0	Why are we crooked?
0:11.9	I don't know.
0:12.4	We've always been crooked. There's you know no straight in the world.
0:16.2	Why are we crooked? What was that noise? My knee on the table.
0:21.5	My mom is here everyone. Hi. She's here. I am not for long. No, you're leaving in like an hour.
0:32.8	Yeah, very sad.
0:34.1	You always get crazy the day before you leave
0:38.7	or the day of.
0:40.3	Right.
0:40.9	Do you remember there were always fights like the last so I've lived away from home for
0:50.2	More than half my life and same with my middle sister and so every time my mom would
0:56.1	come visit us it was always like the last night before you left there would be a
1:00.6	fight right or the mourning of.
1:03.5	Yes.
1:04.7	Because I didn't want to be separated again.
1:07.4	It was purely, I was overcome with emotions
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