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slash try today. Good morning. Would you like to have a look behind my curtains? Three minutes after 10 is the time. I sometimes feel that we need more Toto the dog moments on the program.

You know when Toto pulls back the curtain in The Wizard of Oz and reveals that the great and powerful Oz is actually a sort of disheveled and confused old man, desperately pushing buttons and pulling levers.

I have some funny ideas before we come on it.

Normally they're beaten out of me before the 10 o'clock news has come to an end.

I was looking at Rishi Sunak's speech yesterday,

and I was struggling to get a handle on it,

struggling to get a sort of point of entry.

I was like, what am I supposed to be scared of?

He's promising to protect me from the hooded claw, actually. I think he said at one point, I will keep the vampires from your door.

When the chips are down, said the prime minister yesterday, I'll be around with my undying,

death-defying love for you, which was an interesting departure for a political speech.

But the stuff that I'm worried about, even perhaps frightened about, has largely already happened.

And so coming on air and saying, what do you fear most was a contender for our starter at 10 this morning?

And yet sometimes when I ask you questions that

are too nebulous, if I set the goalpost so far apart that you actually can't see one goalpost

from the other, then it doesn't always work very well. And also it's a bit, I don't know,

it didn't quite bite for me. And then that prison story that Nick was talking about and revealing the state of our

prisons and that the quotes there from the prisons inspector. And that played almost directly

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