How Céline Dion Inspired This Bonkers Comedy Masterpiece
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The Daily Beast
4.5 • 686 Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2026
⏱️ 41 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Rachel and I have a new show Woo Woo with Rachel Dratch. |
| 0:05.0 | It's an otherworldly comedy podcast where I, along with my co-host Irene Bremis, |
| 0:09.8 | talk to my funny friends about their own experiences with the eerie and the unknown. |
| 0:14.3 | Psychics, spirits, astro projection, check, check, and check. |
| 0:18.5 | You may think we live in a world where there's a logical explanation for anything out of the ordinary. |
| 0:22.7 | But after you spend some time with me and my pals, you might have your doubts and find that you too are woo-woo. |
| 0:29.2 | So when the lobsters come for us, when our lobster overlords come, you heard it here first. |
| 0:36.1 | Join me for a podcast that turns the mysterious tales of my funny friends into a spirited |
| 0:40.6 | conversation. |
| 0:42.3 | Search for Woo Woo with Rachel Dratch, wherever you're listening now. |
| 0:50.7 | Well, if Celine Dion was on the Titanic, and if she's narrating the story and she really believes that she was there, where does the story go? And it goes all over the place. It is a wild, gay, queer, campy roller coaster. That is in no way, shape or form like the story of the Titanic, but I think that's what makes it so funny and special. It's her version of the story. And what I love about her so much in real life is that everything that she does is based out of complete truth. |
| 1:14.6 | So like even if you're like, well, Celine Dion, I don't really think you are on the Titanic. |
| 1:18.1 | She's like, no, no, no, go with me, girlfriend. |
| 1:19.6 | Quite literally off the rails. |
| 1:21.6 | Hello, girlfriend. |
| 1:24.6 | It is me, Kevin Salon, doing the world's worst Slein Dion impression. |
| 1:31.6 | But I don't care because I'm so happy. |
| 1:33.9 | This is my best day of work ever because I get to talk all about Celine Dion. |
| 1:39.8 | And that is because our guest today is the team behind Titanic, |
| 1:45.2 | the most bonkers, kukiest, craziest thing you will ever watch. |
| 1:51.1 | It's a now Tony nominated musical on Broadway. |
| 1:55.0 | And we have the three lunatics behind it as our guests. |
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