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I fully admit to being a stoner but I promise you I'm not making this up. No amount of roaches can cook up a fever dream like this so don't stop pulling excuses to wave of my story, all right?

Let me explain to you how this went down.

So picture this.

I'm on the low end of the high I got off of popping and edible and playing some mortal combat

when I get a series of texts from this chick I'm totally head over heels for

asking me for a favour.

Eve was everything I wanted in a woman.

She was about as goth as they come,

always wearing dark lipstick that matched her hair,

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