Warning, this podcast contains strong opinions, rants, words, and complete an utter honesty, but you know that's not gonna stop you.

Good morning. Good morning. It's Monday. I'm really tired.

Anna decided to put Enzo in her bed last night.

Right, so she's suffering the consequences. Oh my gosh, never, ever let your children co-sleep no matter how bloody ill they are.

Anyway, hi, Anna. I'm Louisa. This is my mom. I feel good because Indie asked come in my back.

She's also ill, not quite as ill as Enzo. Who are what's happening last night? And I said no.

So how did she come up to your bed and say my mic? She's in a cotster.

Oh, really high sides and my cots. And she loves her cots. And I keep thinking, when am I gonna take her out of the cots?

Don't do it. She's three and all good. I don't think I'm gonna do it until she's...

She needs to. Like, coming out. Don't do it. I'm not going to.

No, it's a jealous. I am really hacking coughing and Clemmie was as well.

And then Indie was crying. So I went in and I gave her cow ponds and water.

And she said, oh, I want to come in. Yeah.

But I said no darling, you can't come my bed. I'll give you a special cuddle.

So we sat on the rocking chair and have a nice cuddle.

We made it so much you were right, which you're like, no, I said, no, that's nice mommy.

The cuddle for about 10 minutes. And she was just dosing off in my arms and I said, mommy's gonna put you back in bed now.

I want to give you magic kisses. And then I put her back in cots. And that's it.

She woke up at half six.

So this is the difference. I'm going, hello and welcome to Looslips.

You know, you do us. Well, come.

We're basically, well, I'm moaning about it being Monday. And this is why Louise and I are quite similar in our parenting.

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