How Castration Might Save Your Life w. Cat Bohannon
Hysteria
Hysteria
4.7 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2024
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Abortion laws cause birth rates to rise in Texas, the mother of a school shooter is charged, King Charles has cancer, and more in news. Then, Cat Bohannon joins to discuss evolution from a more female perspective, including but not limited to: corkscrew vaginas, castration, and blood sucking demon fetuses. Finally, Sani-Petty (The Brothers Sun, Law and Order, and…boogers-induced Alzheimer’s?).
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Show Notes
Cat Bohannon
Eve: How The Female Body Drove 200 Million Years Of Human Evolution
News Sources
- After Abortion Ban, Texas Teen Birth Rate Rises (Texas Observer)
- Reproductive Freedom Alliance Urges Supreme Court to Respect Longstanding FDA Authority & Access to Safe Abortion Medication (Press Release)
- Florida’s abortion measure: What to know as it heads to state Supreme Court (News Nation Now)
- South Dakota tribe bans governor from reservation over US-Mexico border remarks (Fox21 News)
- King Charles has cancer. Here’s what we know — and what we don’t (CNN)
- Gaetz, Stefanik offer resolution declaring Trump ‘did not engage in insurrection’ (The Hill)
- Nikki Haley makes surprise appearance at "Saturday Night Live" town hall (CBS)
- Erin read the headline and subhead here: Taylor Swift Demands 21-Year-Old Stop Tracking Her Private Jet (Bloomberg)
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco. |
| 0:01.0 | So, Alyssa, the only part of the Grammys that I watched was the incredibly |
| 0:15.0 | tear jerking and like amazing duet between Tracy Chapman and Luke Combs. So I watched it like four times. I mean my Instagram story was a was a crime scene of of every single post I could find about it. Yeah. It was it was beautiful but the other thing that I saw from the Grammys |
| 0:33.5 | was in addition to Myli Cyrus looking like |
| 0:36.7 | there is no Myli, only Zool. |
| 0:39.4 | I feel like somebody arrests need to be made. not killer Mike not killer Mike I think |
| 0:45.1 | no not killer Mike is should be rested the least of anybody |
| 0:48.1 | arrests need to be made in the dental community in Los Angeles who is installing all these veneers? |
| 0:55.0 | It's a sea chiclets. |
| 0:57.0 | A sea chiclets. |
| 0:58.0 | It is unconscionable. |
| 1:00.0 | They have to be breaking some kind of law. |
| 1:03.0 | And I want... |
| 1:04.0 | I need people to know when we look at your teeth, we don't think look at those teeth. |
| 1:09.0 | I wonder how big the container is, you take them out of your mouth at night to put them in must be because they |
| 1:15.5 | look they grind the veneer process I'm just saying weird I know what veneers are but they look |
| 1:22.0 | like they look like you could take them, but they look like. |
| 1:23.0 | They look like you could take them out. |
| 1:26.0 | Just stop doing it, guys. |
| 1:27.5 | It is like such a permanent odd thing. |
| 1:30.8 | Imagine, imagine like a thousand years in the future like somebody digs up your skeleton |
| 1:36.3 | and was like what was this person's deal and they're like they ground off all |
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