Gentlemen, what are some telltale signs that a woman is creepy?

If she doesn't ask me many questions or doesn't seem interested in my life, but still manages

to be clingy, aka she just wants a boy, doesn't care who, or just wants self-validation and

doesn't care where from.

When she puts a phone in your trunk on top of your spare tire to track you via

GPS, I don't use my trunk, she knew that. She hooked it up to the 12-volt charger in my trunk

and put a tracking app on the additional line she bought. I only discovered it when I had a blowout

and had to use it. When I questioned her about it, she said she had trust issues.

But good news! Every time I told her I was somewhere, I was at that place. We broke up after that.

The story had a happy ending for me. It was a toxic relationship, but my next relationship was

with the woman who would become my wife. We'll be celebrating our eighth wedding anniversary

in a couple of months. I sometimes wish I'd

been able to help my ex. She had quite a few good qualities, but the suspicion, insecurity and

attempts to control me were too much for me to deal with at the time. It sucks when you see what

someone could become, but you know they probably never will. Girlfriend was practicing her signature

and asked if she could see mine.

Innocent enough, right? I rattle off a few beautiful Johnny Hancock's on a napkin and beyond admiring

my own handiwork didn't think of it further. Fast forward a week and she says,

Check out my new tattoo. And sure enough, it's my signature. name only, on her right or wrong hip.

Yikes.

Fast forward to her solo European trip.

Turns out she cheated on me with a guy with the same first name.

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