Because there's been a problem I've been trying to solve since I have my last colonoscopy.

But when I went in the first time, they said, you don't leave us any messages down there, did you?

I said, messages. We're talking about messages?

Said, yeah, you know, like, last week we had a guy come in, he had his wife take a Sharpie and he wrote a bull's eye around his butt hole.

I said, what?

So, yeah, we didn't know until we had him on the table.

There was a bullseye for us to insert us.

Oh, my gosh, that's amazing.

I said, yeah.

And we had another guy who wrote in the back of his knee, insert here, and he took the arrow all up the back of his thigh and then pointed towards his butthole. I said, what? Are you? No, I didn't do anything back there. I didn't even think of this. But next time, next time I'm coming prepared. So it's been three years. I've been thinking, what am I going to do? And I've got some good ideas. The problem is it's past 2.30 in the morning.

And somewhere with anal leakage and getting up and falling back to sleep, God met me in the night.

He told me what to do.

It came to me.

It came to me.

They haven't heard you laugh like this.

Dude.

Welcome to aggressive life.

We're back with another question episode,

and Dirt is going to be running us through the paces or running me through the paces.

Are you going to be gentle with me, Dirt?

Never. Oh, you have to be very gentle. Be very, very careful. We're going to talk,

I think, about the summer. And if you've missed them, we've done these quote unquote, one question episodes on marriage, prayer, how to hear God's voice. And you can find links to those past

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