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🗓️ 23 September 2020
⏱️ 78 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to very amusing your one-stop shop for the stories, secrets, and |
0:14.8 | shenanigans of a popcorn-feweled theme park journalist. I'm Carly Weizelle and I'm |
0:19.6 | ready to leave Colorado. |
0:22.5 | As most of you know, I was only supposed to be here for a couple weeks, |
0:25.8 | and it ended up being a three-month jaunt. |
0:29.5 | A lot of people just assume I live here now, |
0:32.3 | which is very funny because I have had altitude sickness. |
0:35.0 | I think every single day I've been here. |
0:38.0 | I'm currently two gate raids deep, |
0:40.0 | because my body still hasn't adjusted, |
0:42.0 | even though I am leaving imminently. |
0:45.0 | Now, one of the things I am excited about, besides going home to my stuff and my office and not sitting at a folding chair working from a desk that is basically just an outdoor |
0:55.9 | table from Home Depot. |
0:57.9 | The main thing I am excited about is the teeny tiny road trip we're going to have on the |
1:02.3 | way back. Now when you |
1:03.8 | brand something a road trip it automatically makes it sound more fun than it is |
1:08.1 | because most people would say oh it's a 14 and a half hour slog from Colorado back to Los Angeles. |
1:15.4 | But no, I am choosing to use the word road trip to make it sound like a joy. |
1:20.8 | So I have built out a Google map with fast food stops along the way. And these are not just regular fast food stops. Like yes, I will be stopping for those new spicy nuggets or whatever those are and the new KFC fries that they keep advertising to me on TV. |
1:36.7 | I keep seeing that ad and I'm like, yes, I will eat your crispy fries. |
1:39.7 | Just let me get in the car. |
1:40.8 | Anyway, I have booked out, I believe about a half dozen regional fast food |
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