I am very, very sorry because I'm not a liar.

I never intend to not tell you the truth, you the audience, you the great people in New York City.

But I said something 24 hours ago that I immediately started to regret as Nolan McLean took a deuce on the mound in the sixth inning yesterday.

And then the Mets proceeded to make six errors, including other uncalled errors in the nightcap. I said, this is it for the Mets. They're about to become irrelevant. This is the last time we're going to talk about them. We'll break down how bad David Stearns is, blah, blah, blah. And then after this, they moved to the land of irrelevance. I was wrong because I didn't think yesterday could happen.

And yesterday was your new

rock bottom. So I

apologize, at least for

one more day, the Mets

remained relevant because

they suck on a level

that none of us could have predicted.

Hi T. I'm still waiting for Danby Swanson's home run balls to land.

He just smashed those things.

Like, extraordinary circumstances call for extraordinary measures.

So what do you want to do?

So while we talk about this team in so many different ways in a negative light.

I tried to think of anything positive.

I truly did.

Positive about the team?

About anything.

I guess AJ, AJ Ewing, who smashed a home run.

I guess Francisco Alvarez, who had a couple.

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