Today's roaster scrote is from Zita, who has kindly submitted her story.

So, let's see which scrote is on the barbecue today.

The story begins.

So when I was in college, I studied abroad in an Asian country.

To learn the local language, I did what most students do and found a language exchange partner.

I found that men had fewer options and were more reliable than women, so I chose a guy who was seemingly nice and

normal. Let's call him Henry. He was about 15 years older than me.

Red flag number one. I'd still lived at home. Red flag number two.

Red flag number two.

He still lived at home.

I want that you followed there, Savannah, to let that second shoe drop.

Which is normal in that country if you're not married.

He had a steady girlfriend. He was hoping to marry.

So the first six months of our language exchange were great. Then she dumped him out of the blue,

according to him. And boy, did he start getting weird. Yeah, it's never out of the blue.

Nah, nah. This is... I want to know what he did. Yeah, right, that's skirt translation usually for...

I've now suddenly realized she was serious about all the things she's been talking about with me for months.

And that seems out of the blue.

Yeah, exactly.

I mean, this is only four lines in, and it's already got more red flags than Lenin's funeral.

So... Ha, ha, ha, nice. Good one. lines in and it's already got more red flags than Lenin's funeral. So.

Ha ha ha. Nice. Good one. Let's keep going. He got so drunk one time. He missed the step in his own

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