Houston's Restaurant in Houston TX

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2016

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins graciously welcomes all NOT to the DMV, but back to SPONTANEANATION! This week, Pauls special guest is stand-up comedian Retta of Parks and Recreation! They chat about why a suit may be purple, believing that hookers were imaginary, and Retta's reasons for turning down a phone sex job. Paul is then joined by Maria Blasucci, Mark McConville, and Colleen Smith to improvise a story set at Houston's Restaurant in Houston, TX. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano! SPONTANEANATION LIVE returns to Largo on Saturday, June 4th, with special guest Robyn Hitchcock! Tickets are available now: bit.ly/SPONT616

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0:00.0	Welcome.
0:02.0	Welcome!
0:04.0	Welcome!
0:07.0	I welcome.
0:09.0	All of you.
0:11.0	Welcome to this.
0:14.0	Welcome.
0:16.0	You know what?
0:17.0	I'm going to welcome you to things that aren't this, too.
0:24.8	I want to welcome you to the DMV.
0:27.6	Would it kill, would it kill?
0:32.5	Listen, I feel like I've gone down this road before in some other way.
0:34.8	But you know how they have greeters at Walmart?
0:37.5	Do we need them there?
0:43.0	Here's where we need people to present a smiling elderly face.
0:45.6	The Department of Motor Vehicles.
0:51.9	If you just walked in there, there was like some old person in a vest who said, hi, come on in. What are you doing? Are you looking to
0:58.3	renew a license or get one for the very first time? Well, I don't want to presume you look quite
1:04.4	young for your age. Congratulations. I am at the end of my life. Well, they shouldn't be doing that.
1:13.1	Keep it light, old people.
1:16.9	Everyone's bummed out to be at the DMV in the first place.
1:20.0	They don't need to be hearing about how you're the last stage of the riddle of the Sphinx.
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