What's up you guys? Welcome to this week's episode of The Just Sayan Podcast. I'm your host, Justin Martindale, and today's guest, oh my God, we are going to get into it.

In the words of Leslie Stahl, it's going to be very gay.

You've seen this guest on, I mean, E, Cosmopolitan.

It's got his own podcast called The Vault, which was heard on this season's premiere episode of the Royal Housewives of Orange County.

It's the one of the only, it's a mirror.

Yes.

Hello.

We finally made it happen.

We finally, finally made it happen.

You were like, I want to come on your podcast. And I was like, let's do it. I feel like we are going to get into a very reality-obsessed episode. Let's do it.

First of all, how are you? The world is falling apart. But we're here in the comedy store talking about gay stuff. I know. It's fine. Which never happens, by the way. Well, it does, but it's very rare. So we're really going in. It's a perfect time. I feel like we both got the tank top memo. It's officially summer. Yes. It is mid-A. It's, summer happens in June for some.

LA, it's like, we're gonna start cooking mid-August because we've had a very, very tame summer.

Very much so.

Oh, it's hot.

And honey, the boys are out.

They forgot their underwear.

I saw so many bulges today.

They forgot their underwear? So many bulges. And I look. I don't care. I mean, I am an avid bird watcher. Me too. Me too. I am like, I am just studying. You know what you're doing. Come on. When you don't wear underwear and it's flapping around, you know what you're doing. Everyone. We're all going to look. If I can see your religion, I'm looking. We're going to look. That's your fault. It's there. You know what you're doing. We're living in an only fans obsessed world, a link tree in the bio. Not a link tree. A chili pepper emoji kind of world. I know what you're doing, and I'm going to critique. Yes. You want five stars? Let me review. 100%. But shame on the people that have link trees, and then you go and it's like a training video. Where is the only fans? Where is the Twitter? I'm not going to link tree for a training video. Can I just get something off my chest? Please. Amazon wish list. Oh, thank you.

I'm going to buy you a blender.

I want to see your d.

I want to see your neutral bullet.

You know what I mean?

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