Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, and she said you pretend to have seizures.

She said you slur your words.

She says you go from zero to 100 over nothing.

She thinks it's an act.

She doesn't believe anything that comes out of your mouth.

Pretend to have seizures. I've never had a seizure of my life. But that's a horrible thing to say about somebody.

There are people who do have seizures and they are very serious. One of which was my child. So I find that to be despicable.

I don't care. See, this is what I'm talking about. This is the find that to be despicable. I don't care.

See, this is what I'm talking about.

This is the seizure that I'm talking about.

You go from zero.

You don't have to talk about.

You can stop.

Are you serious?

No, nope, nope, nope.

There are people who do have seizures.

I have the chills. I have the chills. Hello, nope. There are people who do have seizures. I have the chills. I have the full chill. Hello, everyone, and welcome to Everything Iconic with me, Danny Pellegrino. That was a clip from this week's episode of The Real House of Salt Lake City, which was a crossover with below deck. And every once in a while, the Bravo gods gift us with the week of programming that is absolutely flawless. It reminds us why we're all into reality TV in the first place. and I believe that this was one of those weeks. We had a supersized episode of The Real House of Potomac, which I'm loving this season of Potomac. We also have a supersized episode of the Real House of Salt Lake City, which I think is one of the most flawless episodes of television I've ever seen in a show that's given us so many of them in the past. I can't believe they continue to deliver year after year, hopping on a boat with the hot Captain Jason running that ship, and then these chaos agents that are the Real House of Salt Lake City of Women running around, yelling each other. They don't even know what they're yelling about. They're talking about seizures and stuff, but I don't even think they know what they're fighting about. They're just yelling at each other, and I love it. I love it. I'm sorry I do. It's like something I find it peaceful. I find it with them just yelling about. Brittany said that Meredith gets seizures, it goes zero to hundred. People have seizures. And it's like, I don't even think they know exactly what they're talking. Like, she's not wrong. People do have that.

And I understand that it might be offensive for people who get seizures.

Meredith said something about her kid, you know?

And so I get it.

But I think when they're arguing on the Real House Salt Lake City, like, I don't even know that they know what's coming out of their mouth.

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