Hey, come see us doing a live stand-up show.

We're being Burbank, California, Oxnard, California, Venice, California, Palmdale, California.

Then we're going to Omaha, Des Moines, Milwaukee, Lansing, Bend, Oregon, Portland, Oregon, Seattle, and Boston, Massachusetts.

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Hey, this is Jimmy.

Who's this?

Jimmy's President Joe Biden.

Oh, how you doing today, Mr. President?

Jimmy, current mood, optimistic.

And why is that?

Jimmy, today we're meeting with the President China, face-to-face for the first time

in over a year.

We're going to finally settle our differences, put conflicts to rest.

Today, all of the family's business will be settled.

But Jimmy, I am also nervous.

Nervous about what? Getting this dude's name wrong I see

Jimmy as you know I have dementia pretty bad yeah and one way the old shaky D hits me is messing up names

but of course normally it's not a big deal if I say oh I met with Tony

Flappenham or something like that no one gets too worked up

but if you mess up an Asian guy's name it sounds super racist

right I don't even say the name.

That's how afraid I am.

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