House on Haunted Hill (1999)

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4.8 • 854 Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2019

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

As the boys near the end of their eight-week camp marathon, they make a return trip to the halls of Dark Castle Entertainment (see previous episode on Orphan) to check into the Vannacutt Psychiatric Institute for the Criminally Insane. That's right, they're celebrating the 20th anniversary of William Malone's remake of House on Haunted Hill! Join them as they discuss a remake that's better than it has any right to be (even if it doesn't seem to know what a "house" is), praise the glorious diva perfection that is Famke Janssen and marvel at Ali Larter's ability to connect wires and turn on lights! Oh! They need some help settling a debate: what would one call the fate that befalls Schechter (Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Max Perlich) in the film? Questions? Comments? Snark? Connect with the boys on Twitter using the hashtag #HorrorQueers or like our Facebook Page or join our Facebook Group. > Trace: @tracedthurman > Joe: @bstolemyremote Support the boys on Patreon Check out the online articles on Bloody Disgusting Theme Music: Alexander Nakarada Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Come to me.
0:01.4	Focus features invites you to succumb to the darkness.
0:05.2	Osferatu.
0:06.1	From director Robert Eggers comes a masterpiece of horror.
0:10.1	He is coming.
0:14.0	This creature is a force more powerful than evil.
0:18.5	It is death itself.
0:22.6	Nalsferatu.
0:23.6	Radu, under 17-9 a meter without parent.
0:25.6	Only in theater's Christmas Day.
0:27.6	Special engagement in Dolby and I loved it.
0:41.5	I'll send you a copy.
0:42.8	Bam!
0:43.4	Bitch went down.
0:51.8	And welcome back to horror queers. We're talking Dark Castle. We're talking late 90s CGI. And we're talking Jeffrey Goddamn Rush. I'm Joe. And I'm Trace. And we're talking Zinia fucking Onatop. I FAMKi fucking Jansen.
1:14.6	I'm glad you said her name first because I was definitely going to mispronounce it,
1:16.2	even though I love her.
1:18.7	I honestly don't know if that's how you pronounce it,
1:20.6	but I've always said FAMKi Jansen,
1:23.4	and I'm going to assume that's how you say it.
1:25.6	If I'm wrong, listeners, um... Now, don't correct us.
1:26.8	Let us live in this beautiful world.
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