House of the Dead

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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This week Goldmen and Jake break out their light guns and take on the hoards of monsters, possible German tax schemers, and horrendous voice acting that haunt the halls of Sega's House of the Dead! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

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0:00.0	Hey, it's me, Goldman, Bruiser, Holder McNeely.
0:19.7	And it's me, your wacky wizard.
0:21.7	Relo.
0:22.3	Relo.
0:22.4	Relo.
0:24.0	Relo.
0:25.0	Bruiser wizard man of the hour, Jake.
0:28.1	And oh my God, we're going back to the arcade.
0:31.0	Cast your minds.
0:33.0	Travel using the power of imagination.
0:35.7	Back to...
0:36.2	Or eat mushrooms, bro. and do it that way.
0:39.2	Eat a bunch of psilocybin mushrooms.
0:42.2	Like a lot.
0:43.2	Like, like maybe too many.
0:44.9	Yeah, way too many.
0:46.1	Like go to the hospital a lot.
0:47.5	Like have a big gallon Ziploc baggie of them in your hand and just keep eating until you can physically feel yourself back in a bowling alley in 1998.
0:59.0	Tape one of those big gatorades to both of your hands just so you definitely always have access to electrolytes and put, yeah, catheter in or something, or just put your genitals into, like,
1:13.2	some kind of vessel to pee and shit.
1:16.9	Drink an entire 40 of liquid LSD
1:20.6	and lock yourself into one of those sensory deprivation tanks
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