Look at you with your fancy pants job, sitting at your laptop all day, on your video meetings, saying things like,

let's circle back on this, or can you drill down on that, or deep dive.

You know what you are, don't you? You're entitled, that's what?

That's right.

Most people who use a screen at work are entitled to claim free eye care.

Ask your boss about getting one of our vouchers.

Should have reached out to spec savers.

My door's in the drawer.

So are ours.

Yes, a door sensation is sweeping the nation.

Because in People's Postcode Lottery's December draws,

you could win a share of our biggest ever prize pot, £32.5 million. Own it, rent it,

any door can enter. Wait, mine's not in. Joking. So, get your door in the drawer and sign up before midnight on the 1st of December. People's Postcode lottery manage lotteries on behalf of good causes.

18 plus conditions apply play responsibly not available in Northern Ireland.

You're listening to the Hawksby and Jacobs Daily podcast.

This is Paul Hawksby and Charlie Baker.

And this is the H&J, or the H&B Daily, the best bits of this afternoon show.

We were joined by Manchester United Fan of Comedian Danny McLaughlin,

who had some pretty interesting scorched earth things to say.

Both feet, Paul.

Went in with both feet.

He did, yeah, straight red.

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