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The Open University, the future is open. Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom, I'm Matthew. I'm Ben. And here we are, in your air canal,

gripping the walls for dear life.

We've fashioned something out of wax.

Yes, luckily they're covered in wax.

So you can just run, jump.

Oh, we just we just wedged into the wax within your ear canal.

That's a lovely mental pitch.

Yes it is.

And whilst we're here we're going to be having a bloody good time with you.

Listen to dear on today of all days. Today, you press play. You,

today of today, you press play. The day thy presseth play.

Now today, it's a house meeting today here at Papi's flat share.

Tom Sir. It's a house meeting today here at Papi's Flatshare.

Tom Salutes there and weirdly...

It makes a trumpet noise and gurns at the same time.

There's a reason this isn't a video podcast. It would upset too many people and also were covered in wax.

Where we are, yeah.

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