Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you

slide by on track to your

there.

this is not a care in the world as you simply lean back.

And before you know it, you're there.

This is how travels should feel,

and on our trains it does

Avanti West Coast feel good travel

Paul, listen to dear. Stay low to the ground. Listen, quick, gathering. I'm Tom. I'm Matthew. I'm Ben. Ben and listen the danger's past. Oh! Thank goodness for that.

What a bit of fun.

Good to know.

Yeah so here we are, it's Papies, we're in your ear canal where we are pleased to announce the danger has passed. Oh

Danger has passed guys yes that's it we saw off the earwig that's our job. We patrol the ear canal fighting earwigs.

Tom's in the left, me and Matthew in the right.

You've banished me to the other ear canal. We can see you though.

Can you smell me?

Always. You can always smell you. You smell very waxy.

Just too much time in the ear canal basically.

This is like the Matrix. We're these podcasting pioneers and we fight these earwigs who come along every so often

then we have to stop broadcasting. I don't think I've seen the same matrix as you.

I also don't think we're podcasting pioneers.

Oh, I mean...

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