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signature greetings, listener dear. I know. Are you because you've not done your signature Greetings listener dear.

I know. Are you? You're not maturing in your old age are you?

Greetings listener dear! It was elaborate ruse to trick you into your own ear canal.

With me, Tom! to trick you into your own ear canal with me Tom and me Matthew and me Ben and now

you dear listener I was just thinking about that though Tom because you said

we're tricking the listenerister into their own ear canal.

Yeah, yeah. So I've never realized that when we get into the Lister's ear canal,

they're also well certainly more and more by the day.

Aren't they just going to disappear into a sort of tube of flesh?

Always the fear.

So listen, dear listener, protect yourselves from that happening, okay?

Because we love you very much, but a tube of flesh can't leave an

iTunes review. Absolutely right. Well thank you for listening this is a house

meeting. We're Clarky. Hello? Crosby. Hello there? Parry.

Good day.

Parry he refused it to his own voice.

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