Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom.

I'm Ben.

You're right, Clark, you got a text to send there?

Yeah, sorry, I was sending a text.

Chists. Anything exciting on the old WhatsApp press today?

It was me texting Clarky saying, dude, we're recording.

And I'm Matthew and welcome to another exciting episode of Papi's flat share house meeting.

House meeting.

For those of you that don't know, house meeting is when three lightly lads sit down together and just

absolutely spew forth the things that they're thinking about. Absolutely right.

It's a new format that I don't think any podcast have done before.

Three white men talking to each other about nothing important.

Do check it out, please.

Three white people who aren't talented enough to get on television have found an outlet that they don't need to be commissioned for

Absolutely have a listen. Congratulations. We've just been commissioned. We just self-commissioned ourselves for another episode and you're about to listen to it. But before all of that, we have self-commissioned ourselves a live panel show.

And if you're listening to this on the day it comes out on the Tuesday

the 27th, then get yourself tonight to the Phoenix at in Cavendish Square

and see a flat share slamdown that features not just Tom Davis, but also Esther Manito.

To two great pals, first time Tom's been on the show, Esther's done a beef brother's cold cuts, but it's the first time

she's done a she's done a happy's fact she has done a stand down

I'm really delighted to have them both on the show

it's gonna very excited to have them

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