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Avantee west coast, here we go. We're back. We're in your ear canal. I'm Tom. I'm Ben.

And I'm Matthew. Yeah. I like the speed at which you delivered that.

Well, this is, we haven't got very long in this ear canal.

We've got no time in this ear canal, because you know what I can see?

It's a bit like Honeyash rent the kids.

I can see a giant cotton bud coming our way.

Oh no!

It's going to knock us out.

They've been banned!

Stop using cotton birds!

What do we need to say before they hear this episode?

Well, I have to say that during this episode there are a few times I think my...

I've got a bit of a dodgy mic and it cuts in and out

you probably won't notice that because that's normally Clarky's contribution is sporadic it is

important yeah it's it's very very important and it's only sporadic because we talk so fucking about it's you and I

It's not his choice that it's sporadic it's not his choice. We just really really

I mean, it's like this intro. He's waiting to talk. We're not letting

I don't think we're getting a word in Edgewise are we?

We're not going to get a single word in Edgewise.

So anyway, welcome, listener dear, to another episode of Papi's Flatshire House Meeting

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