House Meeting (Chicken and Cheese) S13E12
Pappy's Flatshare
British Comedy Guide
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2023
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello there Clarky how you doing man. Oh good thank you. How you doing man? |
| 0:07.0 | Oh good thank you how you doing buddy. I'm all right thanks very much. You've just been feeding the ducks having a lovely time. |
| 0:12.0 | Oh lovely. Yeah. What do you? She's just been feeding the ducks, having a lovely time. |
| 0:12.6 | Oh, lovely. |
| 0:14.2 | Yeah, what do you feed them? |
| 0:16.5 | Duck food, we've got bought special duck food. |
| 0:19.0 | Because, um... |
| 0:20.8 | This is someone who knows, I guess. I'd be out lost personally. |
| 0:24.3 | I know you're not supposed to do bread but I don't know what else he's supposed to do. |
| 0:28.0 | Yeah like seeds and stuff like that but we've bought sort of specific duck food because we get |
| 0:32.6 | ducks in our back garden you see we've got some there's there's a love triangle |
| 0:37.6 | if you can call it a love triangle there's two there's two ducks Fred andolo, who are named by our neighbors because they obviously they saw the ducks first. |
| 0:47.0 | They are sort of a couple. They're a male duck and a female duck and they're a couple and they hang out but this year a new dude |
| 0:58.0 | Rodney has joined and he is very into Lolo and obviously Fred's not having it. |
| 1:07.0 | So basically what happens is we see Fred and Lolo, we feed them a little bit, then |
| 1:09.8 | Rodney shows up and they just chases the pair of them around the garden. It's very |
| 1:13.4 | Benny Hill, it's very sort of 1970s, and it's not great. It's not great for |
| 1:19.3 | anyone concerned really, but I still feed him, you know, they're still they're still |
| 1:22.2 | God's creatures |
| 1:22.8 | Yeah not not bred because you get the you get the the rats coming. |
| 1:28.1 | Yes I talked about my problem with rodents in the house already in the in the Celia A B episode of Beef Brothers. |
| 1:35.1 | We don't need to go back through that, but the last thing we need is rats. |
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