"House Cheese"
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
Headgum
4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
In this special solo episode of Seek Treatment, Cat and Pat rank their favorite cheeses as well as declare what their special House Cheese is. They also get into the 50th season of Survivor, whether they’re the Carrie of the group, and take the time to re-declare that love is love. Our favorite best friends also ideate an incredible new play called My Five Zits that you won’t want to miss.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, mate. |
| 0:01.6 | I want to tell you. Hello, mate. We're coming to London. We're coming to London. We're doing a show one night only at the Moth Club in Hackney on June 1st. We're so excited. A C-C human live show for the first time in three years. Yeah, God, when was that? Wait, is that four years ago? That was summer of 2020. |
| 0:21.2 | So, |
| 0:21.3 | yeah, |
| 0:21.5 | four years ago. |
| 0:36.7 | That was such an intense summer for me. Me too. Okay, wait, it wasn't a competition. Keep this in. Okay, so, let's unpack what happened in the summer we do for both of us on June 1st, 2020. It's like, Ow, you're biting me. |
| 0:38.9 | We're finally coming to the UK during a less intense summer. |
| 0:41.1 | Yeah, we're biting me. We're finally coming to the UK during a less intense summer. |
| 0:41.1 | Yeah, we're finally feeling good interpersonally. |
| 0:43.7 | And we're in new chapters of our lives. |
| 0:45.5 | We'd love to share that with you at the Moth Club on June 1st. |
| 0:49.2 | Limited. |
| 0:49.7 | Love you. |
| 0:50.4 | Livided tickets. |
| 0:50.7 | Love you. |
| 0:51.2 | Limited tickets avail. |
| 1:10.9 | Hey bitch. you. I love you. Limited tickets available. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm fucking dating in love. Seek treatment. |
| 1:12.5 | If you're boring as fun, seek treatment. |
| 1:16.0 | If you're unlucky in love, seek treatment. |
| 1:19.7 | If you just can't take a hit, we'll seek treatment. |
| 1:23.8 | With Cat and Pat. |
| 1:26.5 | Hey, it's Mrs. C |
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