Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

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this is the world famous shay rock uh it's a bonus. Let's get together for another 60 minutes.

Make it worth your while.

Coachella tickets to give you at some point this hour.

One final song performed by a cellist.

Listen for your Coachello song to get into Coachella.

It's delicious wordplay.

Hilarious.

And it's forcing you to listen to K.R. And also giving cellists the praise that they deserve. It's also forcing you to listen to cello music, which makes you smarter. Classy show. It's a classy show already. Say what you want to about Ali's Cueef Massage. This is a goddamn classy show. We've got cello music. You can't take that from us. Coming up this hour on the show,

I see it. It's in the studio. I don't know what's real chicken, what's fake chicken, but Vanessa,

our chicken enthusiasts will decide once and for all. She's been challenged by the people for the

ethical treatment of animals. Pita was not happy with the conversation we had earlier this week.

They sent us a strongly worded email covered in blood.

And they said that we need to taste these vegan wings.

And they will prove once and for all that we won't be able to tell the difference.

So who better to test this theory than Vanessa, chicken lover, chicken addicted Vanessa.

Yeah.

Come here, chicken.

There she is.

After we talked about the vegan wings and how we thought they were going to suck, a woman named Katie from PETA emailed us and said, Hi, Klein and Allie, we caught your commentary about our request that hot ones go vegan, and since you seemed a little skeptical, we have an offer for you. May we arrange for trays of delicious vegan hot wings to be delivered to the studio

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