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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Vanessa's Date, Uncle Leslie and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock. Welcome to just after 10 o'clock on K-Rock. Looking for you, call it 20 right now, get you some tickets to see Lumineers, get on the standby list, maybe go see the beginning of Chicago. We also have for you this hour, has to happen, haven't done it yet, Disneyland tickets for them. Got to listen for what you're supposed to be listening for and calling you hear it. It will be happening sometime between now and 11 o'clock because we are officially in summer hours right now. A little bonus time with your friends, Carnally's show. And if you miss the word or the cue to call, it is on our live stream as well. You can review that. You can review that. If you want to cheat a little bit. Go to YouTube and find out what you're listening for if you want those Disneyland tickets.

1:12.4

We're on Trey Rock's YouTube right now.

1:18.4

This hour on the show, we will, I don't know why, but everyone here seems to be peer-pressuring me into trying to get my uncle back on the show.

1:22.1

So the return of the great Uncle Leslie later this hour.

1:24.6

People seem to like that guy, so we'll see what he's up to.

1:27.7

I think he's in a lot of trouble, but Omar makes a good point.

1:25.4

He is the only guy that we know that is inventing a telephone to speak to dead people, and we've lost a couple of legends. I mean, between Ozzy and Hulk Hogan, what better time to have a phone to talk to dead people than right now. Oh, yeah. That's right, brother. Yeah, there he is. So that's not through my uncle's phone.

1:27.2

My uncle's phone is not fully developed yet.

1:28.3

But this is a... I mean, he spent, I believe, five figures of his own money to try to make this phone actually happen. Soul phone is called, or something like that. Soul phone is a great name. So anyway, we'll get to that coming up later this hour and also Vanessa went on a first date and we're going to find out a little, where'd you go

2:02.6

how far she go on that date? Can't wait. That'll all be coming up this hour on K Rock. There's a weird plot twist. Apparently a big plot twist. We will get to all of that coming up with first. Let me side up. Hey, Paul and Corona, you're calling it 20. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on one second.

2:01.4

We'll send you to see the luminaires. K. Rock. We are a Klein Alley Show. If you need us, there's a phone number here. You can text, you can call. You can also slide in the DMs. We are a Klein Alley Show at 80052010.1067 at Klein Alley Show, Instagram and other places as well, and streaming live on YouTube. You can see what the show looks like, believe it or not.

3:08.2

Uh, at Kleinelli Show, Instagram, and other places as well, and streaming live on YouTube. You can see what the show looks like, believe it or not. Later this hour, my weird real-life uncle will be joining us, but I think we all have the same question, and that is, about Vanessa and her date. Where'd you go? How far'd you go? Did you guys go play bingo? Where'd you go? How far'd you go? Did you guys take a slow or no? She said she was not going to go on any dates for like a year. And she stuck to that for the most part, except for that chef. I had not got on a day with this chef. He did, like, reach out to her, though. He reached out to me, but that doesn't mean we went on dates. went on dates went on dates I was just like oh because Vanessa found out that she was the side piece and she didn't want any part of that So she said I'm not gonna be someone's side piece I'm the main course mother effort Yeah exactly so she met a guy and then this was like earlier this week she told Allie and I we had to leave early but she wouldn't tell us why. He was acting real suspicious and strange. I know. And then she said she had it.

3:08.4

She's like, I'm we had to leave early, but she wouldn't tell us why. He was acting real suspicious and strange.

3:25.3

I know.

3:25.8

And then she said she had it.

3:26.9

She's like, I'm not going to say it.

3:28.2

Okay, I'll say it.

3:29.0

It's a brunch date with a man. Don't talk about this on the air, though. Don't talk about it on the air. I say, you can't say it on the air afterwards. You got to start with that.

3:20.9

You got to say off the record first, then say it.

3:22.6

You can't tell us and then say.

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