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🗓️ 19 December 2025
⏱️ 43 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It is a little after 5 o'clock on a Friday. |
| 0:03.5 | A football Friday. |
| 0:04.8 | A disgusting football Friday. |
| 0:06.9 | Because, yes, people will go to MetLife Stadium to watch the New York Giants try to beat the Minnesota Vikings. |
| 0:12.3 | And yes, jet fans will put on the TV and watch the New York Jets take on the suddenly not horrific New Orleans Saints. |
| 0:19.7 | More on both of those games, |
| 0:21.0 | and we'll make our NFL picks coming up in the 5 o'clock hour as well, |
| 0:23.7 | but it is Cinco. |
| 0:25.1 | Cinco de 5O with Evan and Tiki on the fan. |
| 0:29.2 | Cinco de 5O is brought to you by Helix Wireless, |
| 0:32.7 | connecting everything everywhere. |
| 0:34.8 | Don't look now on this Friday, December 19th. We are inside a week |
| 0:39.2 | until the big fat man comes down that chimney and delivers presents for all those that will celebrate. |
| 0:44.8 | So in honor of Craig who is here today, who I know loves his sweets, the five best cookies |
| 0:51.1 | to leave out to dinner. I found that funny. Yeah. The five best... |
| 0:54.1 | Because he's fat. |
| 0:55.2 | Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I'm no longer the fattest bald guy employed here. The five... I wouldn't go that far. I mean, you're still a little huskier than Craig, but okay. I'm trying to uplift myself. The five best cookies to leave out for Santa. Here we go. Here we go! Number five. |
| 1:11.3 | The rainbow cookie. |
| 1:13.7 | Santa probably doesn't get enough of those. Probably should be ranked higher, but because it's not as common, I'm going to rank it five. The Rainbow cookie. Rainbow cookie is number one. I mean, geez, what are we doing here? To leave out for Santa, though? I mean, are we leaving out the best cookie for Santa? What are we picking spots here? It's the best cookie in the world. Is it? Yes. It depends, though, where you get it from. Sometimes you like a little more jelly. Sometimes it's a little more apricot. All right. Here we go. Number four. The Pignoli. I don't even know what that is. You've had the pignoli. |
| 1:44.8 | What is the pignoli? |
| 1:45.7 | The pignoli where the cookies, Taco Frank, dropped off that you ate the pig, and those are very good. |
| 1:50.0 | Yes. |
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