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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Hour 4: Poor Kids & Troublemakers

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

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0:00.0

Yo, I guess your kids are older so you haven't been down the toy aisle in a while.

0:04.8

Not a minute. I mean, actually your kids got lucky because they were, Toys R Us survived basically through their childhood

0:11.6

and then when, by the time it went away your

0:14.6

youngest was probably past it I mean look it was fun to go in there as an adult

0:19.1

so you never totally passed it but that age of like oh my god right which looks like

0:23.4

Disney World inside yeah so I guess with no toy story you but you still like it

0:27.8

when I took you there so that's what I'm saying I didn't go when I was a kid we had a

0:31.3

different it wasn't toys or us it's called children's palace I didn't go when I was a kid we had a different we had a it wasn't toys or

0:33.4

us was called children's palace I don't know maybe because we live in a bad

0:36.9

neighborhood but that's what we had it was like toys your eye children there

0:40.7

no it looked like a castle and when you went inside it was like Toys R Us. It was like K-Mart. It was like K-Mart if Toys R-U was Walmart. You know what I mean? Similar, but you could tell that they were different. No, they had brain names just wasn't quite going into a Toys or us was almost like

0:57.6

Going to an amusement park. I mean that was a big deal like holy crap, but I don't remember ever going to a Toys R Us and having a toy purchase

1:05.7

for me until I went with you.

1:07.7

I'm serious.

1:08.7

I don't take my kids in there and say pick out one thing you want, anything you want.

1:11.2

Yeah.

1:12.2

We just shop around there all day and then they'd pick out one thing and want. anything you want. Yeah.

1:13.0

And we just shop around there all day and then they'd pick out one thing and we get it.

1:15.0

And then one day I told you to come up with us and I said you could pick out anything you want.

1:18.0

Yep.

1:19.0

And you still got it.

1:20.0

I still got it. It's a storm trooper digital clock and if you push his head he lights up. I was trying to be reasonable, you know, I didn't want to...

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