This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

That's right.

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

That's right.

$5.

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

This is the world famous K Rock.

All right, things are back to normal here at K Rock.

Phone number if you need it.

800, 520-1067. No catch-y jingle. Spells nothing, but you can call us or text us on that very number. You'll need it later this hour if you want to join us for some Johnny doesn't know. If you'd like the gift of eternal life, we have it for you with a brand new never-before-heard-old-people secret. here's a tease alley

And just like that candle on her cake,

she is a firecracker. having for you with a brand new never before heard old people secret uh here's a tease alley and just

like that candle on her cake she is a firecracker how does it fail uh not in a different three and four

that's a firecracker for you right there she's going to give us the gift of living forever if you want to

live a little bit longer we will hear from the old people themselves with a brand new old people secret. Coming up later, this hour, if you're new to the show or short-term memory is fried, that's okay. I'm Klein. There's Ali. Hello. That is DJ Omar Khan. Hey, hey. You know him as a Jake Znerd, postmaster Johnny, and producer Vanessa, the chicken coop in the back taking the calls at 800.

52067 to call and to text.

I notice the word firecracker is only used at 4th of July and when talking to old people.

It's only used.

And always like, they're a real firecrack.

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