HOUR 4- Old People's Secrets, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2026
⏱️ 27 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. |
| 0:22.7 | And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. |
| 0:25.5 | San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:27.4 | When airports smell great. |
| 0:30.1 | This is the world famous K-Rock. |
| 0:34.1 | Hell yeah, welcome to it. |
| 0:35.3 | Another hour officially begins now for you and yours on K-Raf. And because it is between the hours of 9 a.m. and 6 p.m., we kick off this hour the very same way we kick off every hour by getting you into the Hollywood Bowl for My Chemical Romance. Because check your calendar. Once you get past that lousy, smart weather, you get into May May Chemical Romance and that is where we are currently in right now |
| 0:56.6 | so enjoy yourself from tickets to the bowl for my chem and we have those tickets for you right now call it 20 at 80052067 |
| 1:04.4 | i'm klein there's alley morning that is dj omar con there hello he is the audio sniper jake zinerd |
| 1:10.4 | who's that? |
| 1:24.9 | Jake, you're finally back to having the shack all to yourself, huh? Oh, yeah, it's great. Jake has had, like, a house guest with him in this shack, a different guest, but he's had people stay with him for, like, the last month, it feels like. It's been a real sausage fest at the Jake Shack. Oh yeah, you better believe it. |
| 1:26.6 | He said this last guy passed out in his bed. |
| 1:27.6 | He couldn't move him. |
| 1:29.3 | So what did you do that night? |
| 1:30.4 | Because you don't have a couch. Jake Shack. Oh yeah, you better believe it. It sucked. He said this last guy. Passed out in his bed. |
| 1:27.6 | He couldn't move him. So what did you do that night? Because you don't have a couch. Did you sleep on the floor or? No, I just started blasting like really obnoxious, hard rock. Those are your favorite bands? Yeah, all my favorite bands. And then I just played cards in bed until he finally woke up and went to his sleeping bag |
| 1:45.2 | for. So when you have a guest |
| 1:47.2 | stay with you, they sleep in a and then I just played cards in bed until he finally woke up and went to his sleeping bag for |
| 1:45.7 | so when you have a guest stay with you they sleep in a sleeping bag yeah on the floor yeah |
| 1:50.3 | well the last guy slept in a cot right but it's double sleeping bags there's a sleeping bag on top of a |
| 1:55.5 | sleeping bag on top of a rug yeah it doesn't do crap I've tried that before how many uh other options would you have to have fall through before you went with the sleeping in a sleeping bag on the floor of Jake Schack? I think I would rather sleep in my car. He doesn't have a car. Well, I'd rather sleep in my not car. I'd rather sleep on the floor outside. Yeah, now I think at least you go to Skid Row. There's probably a tent there you could jump into. |
| 2:19.5 | Yeah, but what's that dude? |
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