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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2026
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
| 0:07.9 | Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights. |
| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. |
| 0:23.4 | That's right. |
| 0:24.1 | Five dollars. |
| 0:25.2 | Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. |
| 0:27.2 | Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:31.0 | This is the world famous K. Rock. |
| 0:34.8 | Oh, yeah, a lot of whiskey being thrown down around these parts on this day. |
| 0:38.3 | Some of it real. |
| 0:39.2 | Some of it, the fake non-alcoholic whiskey. |
| 0:42.1 | But I think you can tell if you've been listening to the show that a lot of it is very, very real. |
| 0:45.9 | Well, I think we've also discovered that the non-alcoholic whiskey is not worth it |
| 0:49.9 | and is harder going down the hatch than really good Irish whiskey. |
| 1:12.5 | So we have found ourselves if we get the N.A. whiskey, swapping it out with the real stuff. Or you got to chase it with the real stuff to get rid of the taste of the gross fake stuff. No good. But if you're not drinking. What were you doing in here, by the way? I was out there making coffee and then we saw you on the camera like... I got given the non-alcoholic stuff and I didn't want it. I wanted the alcoholic stuff. Oh, so you switched them? I poured out the non-alcoholic stuff into one of those other cups. I thought you were combining all of the shots into one big one for yourself. Well, I've been doing a little extra drinking around here as well. Well, once you start drinking, might as well just keep going, you know? Isn't that what they say? Sure. |
| 1:29.2 | You know what? |
| 1:29.7 | That's a saying. |
| 1:30.3 | That's a saying, right? |
| 1:31.3 | I think. for drinking around here as well. Once you start drinking, might as well just keep going, you know? Isn't that what they say? |
| 1:28.6 | Sure. |
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