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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Old People's Secrets, ADD News and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.9609 Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. No Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

0:57.4

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show.

1:00.6

This is the world famous K. Rock.

1:04.8

All right, very special, happy birthday, fat Joe.

1:07.1

And remember, today is your day.

1:10.0

Right now is your time to give us a call you could end up in

1:12.7

New York where you would get to see Oasis and Cage the Elephant it's all part of

1:19.6

K-Rock's road trip USA and I'm looking for call of 20 right now 800 520106 7 you can also

1:26.6

probably see fat Joe while you're there.

1:28.1

And you'll probably see Fat Joe there as well.

1:30.3

I'm from New York.

1:32.5

No.

1:33.0

From the home of a terrorist.

1:35.1

Yes, I'm from New York.

1:38.0

New York.

1:38.2

We will never forget.

1:39.9

Although someone said that Fat Joe is on the Oz epic, so now he's just regular Joe, which is not nearly as cool sounding. But anyway, regular Joe in New York. This is terrible, though, right? He hasn't lost the terrible. You can't Ozimic that out. No, you cannot Ozampick that out. That is still there. I don't know why our show has decided to make Fat Joe our number one enemy, but apparently he is. Well, I think he's also being accused of some pretty nasty things as well.

2:04.1

What, singing?

2:01.3

No, sex with mine. Oh, oh, there's that. Oh, no. That's bad. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, anyway, he's a good bunch of guys. That's what happened to New York. If you'd like to see C. The Elephant at a private K-Rock show.

2:04.1

And that'll be happening at the L. Ray, we'd love you to be Caller 20 right now and then get you on the standby list so you can travel to the other coast and see Cage with Oasis. I'll pick up Collegiate in a moment and make your dreams come true. Then we'll get into the ADD News. And if you're hoping to live forever, we've got a brand new old people secret to share with you this hour. Here's a tease. And that's the truth. So get ready to learn from that person if you would like to live forever. Everyone is searching for eternal youth. I don't even know how I just have eternal youth. That would just be eternal life, I guess.

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