Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

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And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

This is the world famous K. Rock.

We're back-to-back championship parades, Bulls-on parades, K-Rock, we're calling Ali's show. On a Tuesday morning, just after 10 o'clock, if you need us, phones remain open 800, 5-2060-17 to call, to text, to interact, and to win. We got those tickets for the K-Rock, almost acoustic Christmas. Line-up announced, tickets not on sale until Friday at noon. You can win them from us in the morning and again with Kevin Ryder in the afternoon and then get yourself a pair before they are gone. You do not want to be iced out of the holiday tradition unlike any other. Oh yeah. You want to be a part of every moment of it and you can pace yourself with drinking or you can just do four shots right when you get there. Every year I do something different. A lot of the hardcore Evanescence fans like Omar Khan have informed us that the night of K. Rock's almost acoustic Christmas, which is December 13th, is also Amy Lee's birthday. What a great factoid. So there you go. Another bad, I'm only going to deliver every day. A also a lot of people don't know that Amy Lee's sister of Sarah Lee. The pie lady? Yeah, the pie lady. That's fascinating. Is that true? No, it's definitely me though.

I'm definitely really. You're giving fake fact toys, man. I'm giving real ones. She's been living in Sarah's shadow this whole time.

I'm giving fun facts.

She's the sister also to Bruce Lee. What? That I did that. Oh my God. Those are interesting. No, it's Tommy Lee. Your facts are fake. Mine are real. It's a birthday. Look it up. It's on the internet. Anyway, we'll get you into that show again tomorrow and every day this week before those tickets officially go on sale. and I'll be giving Omar one evanescence fact every single day.

Leading up?

Leading up.

Cool. tomorrow and every day this week before those tickets officially go on sale and i'll be giving omar one evanescence fact every single day leading up leading up cool it's going to be a lot of fun and then he'll try to fire over the top of those fake facts again don't fool don't be followed for the fake facts only this in the real i don't know he cares uh lots to get into this hour including the return of netflix or notflix a brand new month means brand new shows on Netflix and the ones we've made up. If you can tell the difference between the real ones and the fake ones, you could win something from your friends in K. Rock, though we kick things off this hour with some sublime for you. Want to live forever? And all you've got to do is listen to the old people, because every day, another old person turns another year older and some die off and others live to 105, 600, 610 and immediately they start pounding on the door and demand the secrets to longevity.

Tell us what we must do or not do so that we too can live forever.

We have for you right now a brand new, never before heard, old people secret.

From chicken brain to drinking rain.

Not getting late.

They call me the barmaid.

They call me the barmaid. That's right.

Let's live forever with sweet dibbit.

Sweet divin. Time for some old people. Secrets.

All right, so let's find out. Are they sabotaging us so we die off young and they get all the glory?

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