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Mel, how are you? We missed you. Now, what do we have? Turkey. Of course it's turkey. I always get that question. That's it's got to be turkey and then do what you want on Christmas, whether it's crab cakes or whatever you want to do. The bacon's the stuffing. You know what I'm biggest into, guys? I want a river of gravy because I'll take that one boat and I'll start pouring and I'll pour and I'll pour.

Oh my gosh, it's almost gone.

I'm biggest into, guys? I want a river of gravy. Because I'll take that one boat, and I'll start pouring, I'll pour, and I'll pour. Oh, my gosh, it's almost gone. I'm a gravy freak, guys. Without gravy, it's not worth having any of that stuff. This is D. Pietro and Rothenburg. Have a really happy Thanksgiving milk. Whip cream and gravy. What would life be without it? on ESPN New York and streaming live on YouTube.

Boy, he's the treat that keeps on giving, huh? Of course, milk type of course, milk. He's the best. Every Tuesday, right around 8.10. The man loves gravy. Have you ever heard anybody talk about gravy like that? Who like that? I mean, I like gravy too.

Yeah, well, listen, I mean, here's the problem, right, with turkey just in general.

It's first, it's hard to cook right.

And there are a lot of people that's favorite part of the turkey is the gravy you put on the turkey.

Listen, turkey can be dry.

Turkey can be a little bit bland and turkey can be chewy, right, depending on the turkey

or the year that you get the turkey.

And I put gravy and cranberry sauce and all of it on there.

But I'm not, like, it's not like a soup.

I'm not putting that much turkey on gravy on my turkey. Yeah, well, listen, Kim must make some damn good gravy. I guess. And also, you know what, let's take a step back. It's a tad bit selfish of Mill. Why? There's a boat of gravy. And he takes almost all or all of it? How about the other people at the Thanksgiving?

Well, I think he makes it pretty clear. Like, this is, I mean, this gravy right here in this boat. This is my boat? Yeah. You want who paid for that? You want who paid for that gravy boat? Mel paid for that gravy boat. So now he, I mean, I wouldn't do that in my home. I would make sure that if I were to finish the boat, that I would refill the boat.

Well, listen, he's not making the gravy, right? So Sherry makes your gravy because there's no chance you make your gravy. No. I wouldn't even know. If you told me right now, I'll give you a million dollars if you make a boat of gravy. I't even know what to do oh i make a delicious

gravy i don't doubt that rj if i said right now we'll give you 50 000 dollars make a boat of

gravy would you have any idea what you're supposed to do not even a little bit no no no not even

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