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And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock. Good morning, just after 10 o'clock here on a Monday. We are Cl Ali's show K-Rock, recovering from the weekend. Perhaps you are recovering like Ali. She claimed she did drinking this weekend like she hasn't done in years. She'd like to come up with excuses for it, but I think that we can all agree she's got a problem. No, I actually drink less now than I ever have. In general, but not over the weekend.

And it's a result of the fact that you got your ass handed to you by a couple of children and a blind guy in the pickleball court Friday. There were a few different factors involved. This is what is called a relapse. Yeah. Yeah, we did reboot earlier and now we do relapse. Two didn't relapse. There were a few. It was a relapse of opportunity because I went to a birthday party for somebody that I don't frankly know that well. And when we got there, they said, yeah, whatever drinks you want, just put it. We have a big tab for the birthday. And nobody had to pay anything. So this is more of an El Chippo thing than a drinking thing. Like you were more excited about the free drink. I did not know that all of it was going to be paid for to the point. And they were great host. So anytime anybody didn't have a drink or was done with their drink, I would have a new drink in my hand within 30 seconds. Can I ask you a serious question? Have you gone to the same party, but not, but there was no tab. Stone cold, sober. Selt or so. It was at a hotel. Do you know what the prices are like there? So an ice water, two straws. But because you knew someone else was paying all of a sudden. I brought my own flask. I want to plan ahead. Smart. So you've realized this is a open bar situation. And I made another rookie mistake, which was I ate a little something before I left. but by the time, it was a late start to party. I mean, we didn't get there until 9.30. So I was pretty hungry when I started. But then once I started mingling, I forgot about food. And I was just like, oh, yeah. And then I'm drinking my vodka sodas. And then somebody else brings patronron shots and I'm like, can't say no to that.

Right.

And then before I knew it, I was inebriated and then we had the street tacos, went home. As soon as we got home, I was like, I can't go to bed now. I'm, you know, you get that weird like spinny thing going on and I was like, oh man, I haven't felt this in years. Ended up throwing up, falling asleep on the toilet, throwing up more.

And then by the time I actually went to sleep, it was three in the morning.

And I just passed out, fully clothed and full makeup on my couch in a pile of laundry,

woke up about four hours later to my kid who had already woken up and was just playing in the living

room while I was drunk passed out on the couch and I felt really bad about myself, but I should

have a great time. Is that your first like real legitimate hangover when you wake up and there's a

child there? Yes. And it was like all day hangover too. Like it never went away. And he was,

he's getting into this habit where he picks one word and he repeats it over and over and over again. Oh, you just wanted to slap. I'm like, okay, washing machine. I get it. Why? Yes, I heard you the first 20 times you said washing machine. Yeah. You should have no tolerance. Yes, I don't know. He thinks it's so funny to just repeat a word over and over again and laugh.

And I also realize I don't have good drunk foods in my house, like like hangover foods. Oh, yeah. Because as soon as I got up, I was like, I need something because you know your stomach has that raw feeling. Sure. Well, you're puking all night. You wasted such good street taco. No question. I did not hydrate.

Where was your wife during this entire thing?

She said she... You wasted such good street taco. I did not hydrate.

What?

Where was your wife during this entire thing? She said she walked by and saw me on the toilet at one point. She didn't decide if you were sleeping on the toilet to carry your ass and put you in a bed? No. Yeah. And I kind of was, I could have been mad about that, but I was also like, you know what? I think we reach a certain point in our lives where we just, you don't need to take care of people anymore.

Right.

But what also the next day?

You're feeling crap? about that, but I was also like, you know what? I think we reach a certain point in our lives where we just, you don't need to take care of people anymore.

Right.

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