Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient... skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

This is the world famous Shay Rock.

Oh yeah, Friday morning, bonus hour, Klein Alley Show together again just after 10 o'clock. It is the Friday of Halloween, so thanks for spending someone with us. Love to see your faces in less than an hour as we make our way across the street for our final Friday fiesta. Yes, please come by and say hello. Number two, pay your respects to the great Ozzy Osbourne. You can see Ali there. You can try to figure out what my costume is. Jake's got something he's been working on. It's worth seeing with your own eyes. And Vanessa is part chicken, part pumpkin. I'm not exactly sure what. And Postmaster Johnny is dressed like a first responder. Seems problematic. Seems like he's going to get some of that... It's going to be a rain jacket on.

Stolen. It does look like a rain jacket. Johnny dressed for the weather. He's an idiot. Doesn't understand how clouds were. So anyway, we'll figure out just how dumb he is this hour with some Johnny doesn't know. Chance for you to win VIP access to come hang out. You're making your way, perhaps listening right now, making you a way through mid- Miracle Mile, Wilshire Boulevard.

Love to see you once again. If you're in the costume contest, giant TV up for grabs, but Descanso also threw in $500 bucks, cash money. We're trying to convince the winning clown Cecil, who just won our clown off to come and perform his clown burlesque show at our live event as well.

So we'll see if we can convince him to do that.

You want clown striptease.

You know where to go.

It's Descanso, baby.

We got lots going on today and this hour lots to get into, including perhaps the saddest real-life scary story. And that is a trip to the airport, which, you know, I did promise you guys on the show. You guys all make fun of me because I still agree to pick my wife up at the airport. And you guys, every single one of you, even Omar, who I thought would have backed me up on this, goes, what's wrong with you, dude? Do you not care about your time? Uber? Last night is officially the last time I will do that

because mark my words. Okay. They've been marked. I'm marking them.

Marky, Mark. I will literally mark this. I will never do another airport pickup for anyone

ever again. It took me yesterday round trip. This LAX rush out a part of it, accident part of it.

But one of the worst reasons you can never be delayed at the airport. Because her plane, I got an alert that her plane was going to land an hour early. So I was like, this is great. And this is one of those situations where you can't just pull up, right? You have to go in and help her with the bags? No, I could just pull up. I thought she had like 17 bags and you have to like park.

You can't carry that stuff.

She does have a lot of bags.

But it was a pull-up plan. help her with the bags? No, I could just pull up. Oh, okay. I thought she had like 17 bags and you have to like park.

She does have a lot of bags.

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