And Rico just made an off-color joke about Jeremy Otto's fertility.

It's 5 o'clock. I have three kids. I don't have eight, three. Right. But you also said you had a lot more time. And Rico said with knowing you, you could have made another kid. Wow. So, all right, let's do it. Rico's on one. Kenny's betting on seven different tracks. It is Derby 152 weekend. We are talking Pistons, too.

It's simple.

As we get to our drive. one. Kenny's betting on seven different tracks. It is Derby 152 weekend. We are talking Pistons, too.

It's simple. As we get to our, we're going to do our derby draft. Understand with the Pistons,

there's nothing we're going to say that's new. Meaning, guys, I think they're winning the series.

Rico's not quite there yet. I think Franz Wagner being out puts you in the pole position. It turns the series on its head. There are not a lot we can say. We've given you the reasons why we're confident or not. And ultimately, okay, if they win, you escape, you move forward. I don't think anyone's going to feel great about it, but you'd much rather be playing than be in Cancun. If you lose, you're Bernie Madoff. There's nothing else to say. We just got to watch a damn game tonight. And Tobias is playing, period. So it's there if you want it. But what people have been calling in is some of our fun and the derby stuff.

And look, we do this every year. Now, here's the rules. I need to know how David's going to cheat the system with the draft order. But remember, you finish first, you get 20 points. You

finish second, you get 19, third, 18, etc. You pick a horse that finishes dead last. You get one. Whoever wins the aggregate, you're buying lunch for the show. That's the deal. So the winner buys lunch. No, no, the winner gets free lunch from everybody else. Gotcha. That's all. Or we could do it where, like fantasy football, shame. Whoever comes in Dead Last buys the other three lunch.

That works too.

Whatever you want.

David, what is the draft order for Derby 152?

The draft order is Rico,

Kenny, Mike, and then myself.

Okay, I'm just jotting this down.

Sorry, David.

Okay.

David, I'm ready if you are.

Oh, boy.

We begin with noted...

That's right.

Noted horseman Rico Beard with the first pick

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