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We are a Klein Alley Show, and you will get Johnny doesn't know.

And the OZempics, which are like the Olympics, but we're celebrating your biggest eaten moments, your biggest eaten accomplishments.

Maybe you won a pie eating contest at some point, or you ate an entire pizza when you were dared.

I don't know what it was, but the OZempics are like the Olympics, battling it out for your

biggest eaten moments when we used to eat as a society before everyone started taking the jab.

Yeah, you know, it makes me think of Jake's last meal before he went on his GLP-1s.

Yep.

And when we got

different foods

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