HOUR 4- Johnny Doesn't Know, Old People's Secrets and MORE
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
| 0:07.9 | Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights. |
| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. |
| 0:23.4 | That's right. |
| 0:24.1 | Five dollars. |
| 0:25.2 | Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. |
| 0:27.2 | Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:31.2 | This is the world famous K.Rock. |
| 0:35.2 | What an hour to be alive with lots to get into, including a secret that will help you live forever, a brand-new old people secret. And in moments, your tickets to go see Seinfeld. Live at the Greek on May 5th with a round of Johnny doesn't know. And while Johnny is in the K-Rock studios, we'll find out just how many fingers he was able to get into his belly button at Coachella. He was there for two weekends, Sally. |
| 0:55.5 | So think about it. |
| 0:56.0 | Do the math on that. |
| 0:56.8 | That's not that many fingers you need to. |
| 0:58.0 | It's a lot of fingles. |
| 0:58.9 | A lot of fingles, as you said. |
| 1:08.3 | So Johnny will be in here in a moment. If you'd like to play, Johnny doesn't know. Up for grabs tickets for you to go see some Seinfeld as part of Netflix as a joke at the Greek. |
| 1:14.2 | Looking for contestants right now at 800 52060-1067. |
| 1:44.2 | That is next on K-Rock. K-Rock, K-Rock, Connolly's Show. Postmaster Johnny's in the studio now. Don't believe us. We're on YouTube streaming. You can find us there. Krox YouTube. Get into a little round of John that doesn't know in a moment. Chance for you to win some tickets to see Seinfeld. Johnny, I know you're all black and blue in the belly button as a result of what your challenge was. Ali had about 25 challenges at Coachella, and she did all of them. From porta potty reviews to food reviews to getting on stage to a bunch of stuff. You had one thing that you did while you were there, and that was to see how many fingers you could get into your belly button. |
| 1:45.5 | And you were not happy about it. |
| 2:01.1 | You tried to talk us out of it so many times, which made us want to do it even more. Yeah. Silly me. Silly you. Silly me. Here's just some of the many weird interactions that Johnny had with people. Would you want to finger my belly button? Finger your belly button? Yeah. that's a very high question dog. I feel like. |
| 2:01.6 | Most people, when you asked them to do that, and this is when you were wearing one of your belly shirts that you wear? |
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