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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2026

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.0	This is the world famous K.Rourke.
0:35.4	The Eureka Hot Dogs, which means it must be a good Friday morning here at K-Rock.
0:39.1	If you would like to travel internationally on our dime, now would be a great time to call us,
0:45.1	call it 20 looking for you at 800-520167.
0:49.4	K-Rock's Mile High Club, we send you high in the sky to a far, far destination to see a K-rock band. You'll be seeing Turnstile, recent Grammy Award winning band, and you will be doing that in Lisbon, Portugal. If you're color 20 right now, we add your name to the standby boarding list. And then on Monday, when everyone's all hung over and feeling bloated after the Super Bowl, hopefully up a lot of money, but probably down, we will then reward you with this trip. So you have one final day to get on that standby boarding list pretty much every hour straight up through 6 p.m. So get on the boarding list, including right now with us at 8005201067. Definitely make one of the suckiest days of the year suck a lot less. Absolutely true.
1:28.1	And a reason to wake up Monday, which I know is a day that you don't want to snooze a few times and everything else. But the reality is you get up, you get our call, and you get the good news, and life is instantly better. If you're new to the show, nice to meet you. I'm Klein. That is Callie.
1:41.2	Hi.
1:41.5	Got the DJ Omar Khan right there.
1:43.2	That's Jake D.Nerg.
1:44.4	On his way to the big game.
1:46.9	Courtesy of. I'm Klein. That is Ali. Hi. Got the DJ Omar Khan right there. That's Jake the Nerd.
1:44.5	On his way to the big game.
1:46.9	Super Bowl.
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